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Monkey Chases Host Out Of Studio During TV Interview

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An Egyptian TV host fled the studio in the middle of an interview when a monkey brought to the set by an actor started attacking her legs. ... read more

Dirt Bikers Make Use Of Sand-covered Skate Park In California

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Officials in a California city buried a popular skate park in sand to deter skateboarders from violating coronavirus lockdown orders, but the sand- ... read more

Ohio Brewery Planning World's Largest Virtual Toast

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An Ohio brewery is inviting beverage fans of all ages to participate in a record attempt for the world's largest virtual toast. ... read more

LA Skate Park Covered In Sand To Prevent Gatherings

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A popular skate park in California was filled with sand to discourage gatherings after officials said numerous violations of coronavirus lockdown p ... read more

Lions Take Over Road Amid Tourist Ban In South African Park

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A pride of lions in a South African national park took advantage of the peace and quiet of the COVID-19 lockdown by lounging in the middle of the r ... read more

Streaming Service Offers $1,000 To Watch 24 Hours Of True Crime

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A video streaming service is seeking a true crime buff to make $1,000 during the coronavirus lockdown by watching 24 straight hours of documentarie ... read more

Maryland Police: Remember To Wear Pants While Checking The Mail

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A Maryland police department shared a cryptic warning to a local resident who apparently has a habit of checking their mail without pants during th ... read more

Wet Wipes Clog All Four Pumps At Florida Wastewater Facility

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Utility officials in a Florida county are reminding residents not to flush wet wipes down the toilet after all four of the wastewater facility's pu ... read more

Indiana Man Finds Mysterious $82 Million In Bank Account

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An Indiana man awaiting his $1,700 stimulus payment said he checked his balance at an ATM and instead discovered a mysterious sum of $8.2 million. ... read more

Training Mortar Round Found Buried In Nebraska Man's Yard

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A Nebraska bomb squad was called to the home of a resident who was doing some landscaping in his yard and discovered what appeared to be an unexplo ... read more

Firefighters Free Stag With Antlers Caught In Soccer Net

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Firefighters in Britain responded to a soccer field to rescue a stag found with its antlers entangled in a goal net.... read more

Man Working In Garden Finds Car Buried In His Yard

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A British man who decided to build a deck in his garden during coronavirus lockdown made an unexpected discovery -- an entire car buried in his yar ... read more

Toilet Paper Roll Cakes Save Finland Bakery From Closing

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A bakery in Finland said it was spared going out of business thanks to a unique creation that went viral on social media: cakes shaped like toilet ... read more

Humor Amid Official Overreaction

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Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem. I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe. I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator. Still haven't decided where ... read more

Moose On The Loose In Ontario City For Several Days

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Police in an Ontario city are warning residents to keep their distance from a moose that has been on the loose in the city for at least four days. ... read more

Stray Puppy Brought Home By Construction Worker Turns Out To Be Fox Cub

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Animal rescuers in Britain said a man who brought a stray puppy home from a construction site later discovered the animal was actually a fox cub. ... read more

Truck Load Of Toilet Paper Burns In Texas Highway Crash

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Authorities in Texas said a truck driver was not injured when his vehicle caught fire on the interstate, but the flames destroyed some precious car ... read more

Bandanna Fashion

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Nobody bats an eye now when I walk into a bank or store with a bandanna wrapped across my face. Of course, the gun is still a sure giveaway. ... read more

Colorado State Parks: 'Thank You For Not Stealing Our Toilet Paper'

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Colorado Parks and Wildlife is offering an unusual message of gratitude to state park visitors: "Thank you for not stealing our toilet paper.& ... read more

Rope Ladder, Cot Used To Hoist Leopard Out Of Well

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Animal rescuers in India got creative with a rope ladder and a cot to rescue a leopard that fell into a deep well. ... read more

Treasure Trove: Five Strange And Valuable Thrift Store Discoveries

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Thrift stores have long been hot spots for treasure hunters and bargain seekers, but sometimes the donated items turn out to have downright shockin ... read more

British Problems

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Stumbled upon this and thought I'd share. Here's a sample... Look, buddy, I get it . You have a Ferrari and you "wanna go fast" like Ricky Bobby but maybe central fcking London isn't ... read more

Russia-gate, Explained

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This pretty well sums up the stupidity known as Russia-gate: russiagate cartoon. And, can we please stop adding gate to the end of every scandal? Millennials are too young to remember Watergate, the original gate. Thank you for your coope ... read more

Russia-gate, Explained

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This pretty well sums up the stupidity known as Russia-gate: russiagate cartoon. And, can we please stop adding gate to the end of every scandal? Millennials are too young to remember Watergate, the original gate. Thank you for your coope ... read more

Couple Of Good Ones

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OK, three good ones. and and, this just in, something to settle the argument... ... read more

Taking The Stairs

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Don't you hate it when you're taking the stairs, looking down because it's a struggle, you think you've reached your floor only to look up and see you've got two more to go? Working on the third floor is rough!... read more

Trail Of Blood

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Action Films On Netflix

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Action films on Netflix- Almost half of all action films on Netflix have a variation of this description: "He thought he was retired, but has to do One. Last. Job! 1950... read more

Out Of Toothpaste

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- Me (joking, the other day): I'm out of toothpaste! Whaddaya gonna do about it? Wife (without missing a beat): Find a husband with toothpaste, I guess. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why I married her. :) And that's why I'm at the store right now, buying toothpaste. ... read more

Awkward

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So, I'm walking back from feeding the neighbor's dog while they're on vacation. I see my wife and daughter in the car up ahead, just about to turn onto our street. I'm looking at them. They're looking at me (or at least it feels like it). They're still about a hundred yards away, so I'm not entirely sure. To be silly, I ... read more

Cereal

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I think I'm addicted to cereal, I said. Addicted? she asked. Yeah, I'm gonna hit the street looking for my latest fix. And by 'street,' you mean Aisle 3 at Kroger, right? Don't question my street cred!... read more

This Is Deep

( culture / humor / internet )
I just had to share this comment someone left here on FriendsNews.com. Read it, absorb it, digest it, lather, rinse and repeat it. Then let me know what the %$# it means! Here it is: "I comprehend that is genuinely uninteresting and you're merely skipping to the next comment, nonetheless i basically preferred to toss... read more

How To Know If Your Co-worker Is A Threat To National Security

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"Essentially, pretend the Soviets won the Cold War and then conquered the United States — that's how the government is operating." via How to know if your coworker is a threat to national security ... read more

So God Made A Dog

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I love this. via So God made a dog "And on the 9th day God looked down on his children and said they need a companion, so God Made A Dog. Paul Harvey-style tribute to dogs." ... read more

Comedian Richard Jeni Why The Left And Right Suck

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Comedian Richard Jeni, why the left and right suckComedian Richard Jeni: Why The Left & The Right Suck" ... read more

How Hubbard And Rand Got Their Ideas

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Bureaucracy At Its Worst, Legal Argument At Its Best

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Part of rebuilding New Orleans caused residents often to be challenged with the task of tracing home titles back potentially hundreds of years.. With a community rich with history stretching back over two centuries, houses have been passed along through generations of family, sometimes making it quite difficult to establish ownership.A New Orl... read more

Bureaucracy At Its Worst Legal Argument At Its Best

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Bureaucracy at its worst, legal argument at its bestPart of rebuilding New Orleans caused residents often to be challenged with the task of tracing home titles back potentially hundreds of years.. With a community rich with history stretching back over two centuries, houses have been passed along through generations of fami ... read more

Sold Another Bumper Sticker

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!- ( sales )Man, that's three this year. At a dollar apiece, I'm gonna be rich! :) UPDATE: That was at Zazzle, but now I recommend Cafe... read more

Fastest Trooper

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Montana State Trooper In most of the United States there is a policy of checking on any stalled vehicle on the highway when temperatures drip to single digits or below. About 3 a.m. one very cold morning, Montana State Trooper Allan Nixon responded to a call.There was a car off the shoulder of the road outside Great Falls, Montana.H ... read more

Something To Ponder

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Doormats With A Difference

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My First Bumper Sticker Sale!

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I just got an email saying I've made my first bumper sticker sale! They bought three, actually. At 33 cents commission per item, at this rate, one sale per year, I'll be rich in no time! UPDATE: That was at Zazzle, but now I recommend CafePress (once it's set up).... read more

April Fools Day Hoaxes

( culture / humor / holidays )
Top 10 April Fools hoaxes SPAGHETTI HARVEST - Bogus item on 1957 BBC news show Panorama. Viewers seeking advice on growing their own were told to put spaghetti sprig in tin of tomato sauce. SAN SERRIFFE - Guardian newspaper published seven-page supplement celebrating the Indian Ocean republic. Its two main islands were Upper ... read more

Jokes

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Ice Fishing

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Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. There was snow mixed with the rain and the wind was blowing 50 mph. I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, a ... read more

Barbecue Season

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After months of cold and winter, we are finally coming up to summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking as it's the only type of cooking a real man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following... read more

Local Pick Up

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Mangled English

( culture / humor / language )
( , , english, )This is pretty old, from the old newsletter in 1992, when the Soviet Union still existed, but it's still funny How English is Being Used in Different Parts of the World IN A TOKYO HOTEL: Is forbit ... read more

Cleanliness Counts

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More Miscellaneous Jokes

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Screw in a light bulb Q: How many Star Trek crew members does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Six. Scotty to get on the intercom when the light goes out and say, I canna do it, Cap'n! I'm not a miracle worker!; Spock to tell Kirk he is proceeding illogically; McCoy to say Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not an ele ... read more

Doing The Dishes

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Random Observations

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- ( miscellaneous )Miscellaneous Had alarm set for 4:15a.m., but the trash collectors in the alley behind my hotel thought 3:30 would be better. At the airport, I was busted for trying to sneak ... read more

Restroom Difficulty

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Get Into Farming

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House Cleaning

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Too Funny

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