Ways To Turn Down Unwanted Men

He: Can I buy you a drink?

She: Actually I'd rather have the money.

He: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.

She: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

He: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?

She: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

He: How did you get to be so beautiful?

She: I must've been given your share.

He: Will you go out with me this Saturday?

She: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

He: Your face must turn a few heads.

She: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

He: Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.

She: Okay, get out.

He: I think I could make you very happy.

She: Leaving so soon?

He: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?

She: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

He: Can I have your name?

She: Why? Don't you already have one?

He: Shall we go see a movie?

She: I've already seen it.

He: Where have you been all my life?

She: Hiding from you.

He: Haven't I seen you some place before?

She: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

He: Is this seat empty?

She: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

He: So, what do you do for a living?

She: I'm a female impersonator.

He: Hey baby, what's your sign?

She: Do not enter.

He: Your body is like a temple.

She: Sorry, there are no services today.

He: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

She: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.