The Delta Variant

by bill - 2021-07-01 04:42:48 ( in culture, humor, covid) [php version] rebuild

Remember back in 2020 when the entire world got an early April Fools joke with health officials giving the seasonal flu a new name, covid-19? And then those silly boys and girls in media began their fear and panic campaign? Almost everyone fell for it! Yeah, good times. Well, our wacky misleaders have done it again and renamed hay fever... wait for it... The Delta Variant. Sounds scary, doesn't it? But, seriously, please don't fall for this again.

See: Coincidence? Hay Fever Symptoms The Same As Delta Variant

See also: They're super double serious

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