How to drain a toilet

I realized halfway through the task of draining the toilet that I didn’t know how. I’d never done it before. I’ve drained the tank plenty of times, but not the toilet bowl itself.

It all started after I had to use a "snake" to unclog it. The snake left marks. My wife bought some Continue reading How to drain a toilet

Insults

This is a free service that we’re only too happy to provide. And just because it’s free doesn’t mean it’s not professionally done. Give us a call anytime, but the later the hour, the worse the insult! Continue reading Insults

Good advice

The following is a Chinese good luck tantra totem (a fancy way of saying good advice):

  1. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully;
  2. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other;
  3. Don’t believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you w Continue reading Good advice

Signs of a stroke

STROKE: Remember The 1st Three Letters… S.T.R.

A neurologist says that if he can get to a stroke victim within 3 hours he can totally reverse the effects of a stroke… totally . He said the trick was getting a stroke recognized, diagnosed, and then getting the patient medically cared for within 3 hours, which is tough. The stroke vi Continue reading Signs of a stroke

Another great quote

"The bankers own the Earth. Take it away from them, but leave them the power to create money, and with the flick of the pen they will create enough deposits to buy it back again. However, take away from them the power to create money and all the great fortunes like mine will disappear and they ought to disappear, for this would be a happier an Continue reading Another great quote

Another great quote

"The bankers own the Earth. Take it away from them, but leave them the power to create money, and with the flick of the pen they will create enough deposits to buy it back again. However, take away from them the power to create money and all the great fortunes like mine will disappear and they ought to disappear, for this would be a happier an Continue reading Another great quote