Folding clothes

I thought I’d watch some sports while folding clothes (making up for my complete lack of doing chores yesterday). My choices were NBA basketball (where travelling is only called after 6 or 7 steps), bull riding (where I just feel sorry for the bulls), or a dog show (where I just couldn’t care less). My sister Lucy would be in TV heaven, but I had t Continue reading Folding clothes

Plastic girl

It was horrible! I was at Walmart again, but that’s not the worst part. There was a teenage/early–20’s girl with boobs out to here, wearing the most form–fitting outfit you ever saw. I tried to ignore her because she REALLY wanted to be looked at, and I always try to disappoint people lik Continue reading Plastic girl

Being Human

Makes me laugh when Facebook asks why I think something is funny or amazing. I’m thinking "Bite me. I don’t have the time or inclination to teach your artificial ‘intelligence’ algorithms what it means to be human." Not that it could ever understand it, anyway. Continue reading Being Human