Cash back

Don’t you hate it when you tell the self-checkout register that you want cash back. Then by the time you’re finished, because the $!?&@ machine has screwed up so many times, you’ve become distracted and forgotten all about the cash? Yep, if you want to get rich just follow behind me whenever I go to the grocery store. Luckily I’d only asked for $20 Continue reading Cash back

Diversity

Me (folding clothes): I need some of your hangers.

Elizabeth: Here you go.

Me: Wow, a variety of hanger types, thanks.

Elizabeth: Well, I am diverse!.

Her friends are diverse, actually, but it’s an inside joke with us about her overbearingly liberal school whose biggest source of pride is its "diversity."
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