Writers Need Followers?

Publishers and writing "gurus" preach that writers need followers. The problem is that emotionally-stable people don’t want followers, they want friends, compatriots, people who listen, not followers. Especially zombie followers. They’re the worst! 🙂 Continue reading Writers Need Followers?

Out of toothpaste

Me (joking, the other day): I’m out of toothpaste! Whaddaya gonna do about it?

Wife (without missing a beat): Find a husband with toothpaste, I guess.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why I married her. 🙂 And that’s why I’m at the store right now, buying toothpaste. Continue reading Out of toothpaste